HOPE

STEAM FRAME COPIUM STATION

WARNING: INDUSTRIAL GRADE HOPIUM DETECTED

HUFFING COPIUM
OVERDOSE RISK: HIGH
VALVE TIME ACTIVE

COPIUM LEVELS

MAXIMUM OVERDOSE - 95% PURE HOPIUM
  • “Deckard” codename surfaces
    Ars Technica corroborates SteamVR file finds pointing to a standalone Valve headset. Source
  • Early roundup & corroboration
    Skarredghost weekly wrap-up includes Valve Deckard leak recap. Source
  • Specs rumors circulate
    Forum recap of datamined claims (micro-OLED, varifocal, standalone SoC, etc.). Source
  • More Deckard hints in SteamVR 1.23
    UploadVR publishes Brad Lynch’s code analysis showing standalone mode indicators. Source
  • Valve controller patent
    Patent for a new VR controller design (Index-like straps + ring tracking) surfaces. Source
  • Verge: Ibex & “Roy” headed to mass production
    Report claims Steam Controller 2 (“Ibex”) and Deckard’s “Roy” controller are being tooled. Source
  • ‘Roy’ controller models found
    UploadVR: Roy controller models & inputs discovered in SteamVR driver files. Source
  • Road to VR echoes Roy & Ibex
    SteamVR drivers reference both a Roy VR motion controller and an Ibex gamepad. Source
  • $1,200 bundle & 2025 launch claim
    UploadVR reports Gabe Follower’s leak: end-2025 target, ~$1,200 bundle incl. first-party content. Source
  • Road to VR coverage of the same leak
    Road to VR summarizes the price/date rumor and notes SteamOS angle. Source
  • Signs Valve is building key components
    Road to VR: supply-chain & part evidence suggest production prep. Source
  • “Design is quite amazing”
    Lynx founder Stan Larroque remarks on Deckard’s design. Source
  • USPTO filing: “STEAM FRAME”
    Trademark application appears for “STEAM FRAME” (hardware & software classes). Source
  • Influencers reportedly invited to Seattle for “Steam Frame” reveal
    PC Gamer and GamesHub report that several VR YouTubers skipped Meta Connect travel in favor of a mystery trip to Seattle, fueling speculation that Valve will show the Deckard/Steam Frame hardware. Source
DANGER: Approaching lethal levels of optimism

"It's In The Code!"

SteamVR literally has "Roy" controllers and "Deckard" references! This time it's REAL!

99.9% PURE

"Trademark Filed!"

STEAM FRAME trademark is OFFICIAL! Valve definitely wouldn't file it for nothing... right?

PREMIUM GRADE

"The Pattern!"

They announced Index during F8 2019! Meta Connect is PERFECT timing!

INDUSTRIAL

LEAKED SPECS (TRUST ME BRO)

Chipset: Snapdragon 8 Gen 3
Display: 2160×2160 per eye
Refresh: 120Hz (allegedly)
Controllers: "Roy" (copium name)
Price: ~$1,200
Release: Valve Time™
Specs subject to "mysterious delays" and "technical challenges"

COPIUM SUPPORT GROUP

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VRAddict2019
"I've been huffing Index 2 copium since 2020. This Steam Frame leak has me back on the good stuff"
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HopeDealer
"Guys the trademark is REAL this time! I'm mainlining pure hopium until September 17th!"
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CopiumChef
"I've been cooking up the finest artisanal copium for years. This September batch is my masterpiece!"
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RealistDowner
"Y'all are overdosing. Valve will delay it until 2027 and you know it. *inhales copium anyway*"

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